Water is wet, vodka is delicious, Sean Hayes is gay…and so is Roy Ashburn – Queerty
Terry Richardson really is the Don Charney of photographers – Egotastic!
Alessandro Ambrosio pushing a gas bubble out – The Superficial
Pamela Anderson wasn’t able to make it to the Oscars, because she had a better offer: signing bottles of her wart puss in a bottle at Sears in Illinois (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Bubble wrap around a bubble butt – Lainey Gossip
Yeah, I’m not sure how I feel about seeing Hilary Swank’s bubbies out like that – Hollywood Tuna
Zac Efron still looks purdier than his girlfriend, but she gets a pat on the head for trying – Just Jared
Video of George Clooney flashing his REAL date: a flask – Popsugar
The worst thing about this year’s Oscars? There were ZERO wardrobe malfunctions – Cityrag
Miley Cyrus on her boyfriend Liam: “I think we’re both deeper than normal people.” – Celebitchy
Kate Walsh and her new
beard piece – ICYDK
Sarah Jessica Parker looks frazzled and red as though she just saw a snake on the ground – Holy Moly!
The hardest working pair of Spanx in the business keeping Mimi together at the Oscars – Hollywood Rag
Michelle Trachtenburg looking a little Avrile Lavigne-ish in a raggedy blonde wig – I’m Not Obsessed