The Wreck Of The Oscars (So Far)

March 7, 2010 / Posted by:

So I’m watching Gaycrest interview an awkward Miley Cyrus (who looked like she was trying to suck in her stomach WHILE holding a fresh fart at the same time) when all of a sudden Trish Cyrus comes galloping onscreen as though someone just yelled “LAST PEEN” at the cougar convention!

Trish looks like she won fourth place in a Shauna Sand look-alike contest at a Hooters in Texas and drowned her sorrows in cheap whiskey and cheap dick before she passed out face first in a urinal. Basically, she looks like perfection. Everybody can free their bodies of Spanx and go home now.

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