Lindsay Lohan was/is an actress, singer, leggings entrepreneur, crash test dummy, chemist and the unofficial face of D.A.R.E. Now Lindsay can add “dancefloor clearer” to her long list of accomplishments!
On Wednesday night in London, Blohan was the celebrity DJ along with DJ Gareth Geno at Nokia’s X6 launch party. Radar reports that Blohan’s gig was a bust and she cleared the dancefloor faster than Snooki’s crotch. One party ho said, “Lindsay was clearly struggling to play the set on her own and had to ask Gareth for help. She seemed like a total drunken, incoherent mess. It was really embarrassing to watch. You could tell she didn’t know what she was doing. Lindsay constantly had a drink in her hand the whole time she was playing.”
I guess Lindsay thinks that just because she munched on SamRo’s salmon pot pie for all those years, she suddenly has what it takes to be a DJ. The saying “You are what you eat” does not ring true in this instance.
And what do people expect anyway? When you order up a Lindsay Lohan, you’re going to get a giant serving of “drunk incoherent mess.” That’s just the way it is. My guess is that Nokia wanted to jump on the whole “grandmas as DJs” bandwagon, but they couldn’t afford DJ Ruth.