Robotophilia

March 5, 2010 / Posted by:

At the Echo Awards in Berlin last night RiRi took part in a bump ‘n grind threesome with two gigantic robots that ended with a squirt to the eye. RiRi doesn’t play with peens of the Jon Gosselin variety, so I’m guessing these robots are hung like a semi.

But really, this is the type of behavior I expect to see in Michael Bay’s rec room or in the basement of the Scientology center. Nasty robot skanks!

Clip of RiRi’s robot freakiness below. I hope they used WD-40.

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