Once Upon A Time, Angie And Mick Boned

March 5, 2010 / Posted by:

A new Brangelina tell-all book written by Jenny Paul claims that Angie Jolie had a down low affair with Mick Jagger in 1997 after they met on the set of the Rolling Stones video “Anybody Seen My Baby?” Fun fact: “Anybody Seen My Baby?” is the song most mothers sing after Angie Jo comes to visit their babies.

The book alleges that Mick and Angie hooked up several times in 1997 while he was married to Jerry Hall and she was married to Jonny Lee Miller. Angie was 22 at the time, and Mick was like 123 or something.

They obviously couldn’t get enough of each other, because Angie banged Mick’s cock again 6 years later….in Bangkok. Do you think Mick hummed the melody to “Angie” when he licked her b-hole? Let that visual simmer on your brain for a moment.

Jenny’s tell-all also claims that in 2004, Angie got it on with Ralph Fiennes and Colin Farrell. Angie dated Colin for four months, but cut him loose because he was a drunk.

You know what disturbs me the most about all of this? The fact that whenever I read or hear the name “Mick Jagger” I think of that raggedy gutter rat Ke$ha. Urg. Can somebody please get Vampire Eric to erase that tick from my brain?

via Daily Mail

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