Mickey Rourke Is The Manwhore Of All Manwhores

March 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Mickey Rourke wants those weak ass footballers of the UK to know that they don’t have anything on him when it comes to pussy. Mickey has had more vagina on him than a Go-Girl at Lilith Fair.

During a TV interview in the UK with Lizzie Cundy, she asked Mickey what he thought about footballer Ashley Cole and his harem of mistresses. Mickey bragged, “Forget Ashley Cole, his behaviour has nothing on a film star. WAGs get an easy time – they should try living with Hollywood hellraisers. I once spent a weekend in the UK and had 14 women in one night. British footballers have got nothing on us when it comes to women. If you WAGs knew what Hollywood’s stars get up to you’d think you were married to pussycats.”

I wonder what year it was that Mickey had 14 hos in one night, because in the early 2000s the number of cases of blindness and hysteria among young British women skyrocketed! NO! I better stop before Loki pisses on me from heaven.

I’m sure Mickey can lay it down and bust nuts like a champ. Just pop an Ambien, make the sign of the cross, sit on Mickey’s face, close your eyes and hope that your memory fails you in the morning.

Now hand me my umbrella, because here comes Loki’s piss!

via The Sun

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