Kim Zolciak Is Not The New Lindsay Lohan

March 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Kim Zolciak has denied that she’s dating/sexing DJ Tracy Young. DJ Tracy denied it herself to UsWeekly and said something that made me fall off the damn tight rope and land head first on an albino porcupine (aka one of Kim’s runaway wigs) eating corn:

Hold on to something sturdy before you read what words of delusion DJ Tracy said: “These allegations of a secret affair aren’t new to me. It seems whenever I work with a high-profile female artist, someone is always trying to link us together romantically. The facts are Kim and I worked together….We spent a lot of time in the studio and in the process, became close friends due to our shared interest in music.”

HIGH-PROFILE FEMALE ARTIST?! Sheree’s tuck came undone after she read that one! Seriously, DJ Tracy might not be eating Kim’s Swiss cheese panini, but she’s definitely getting a little too close to her. It’s obvious that Kim’s wig glue fumes traveled up through DJ Tracy’s nostrils and nibbled at her brain a bit. I mean, HIGH-PROFILE FEMALE ARTIST?! Who gonna check you into the mental hospital, boo?!

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