There’s nothing like a pair of furry man thighs staring back at you first thing in the morning. Yay (?). PETA decided to gives the ladies the day off and let a man get nekkid ass nekkid in the name of saving THIS FACE.
I’m all for four-lane happy trails, nipple knobs and tattoos that look like they were given in someone’s garage after a keg party, but it’s hard for me to fully enjoy this when they made Dave Navarro’s face look like a wet chalk portrait of an Emo man.
And yes….I’d still….