Is This The Face Of An Angel Who Would Hurt A Human Being?

The 27-year-old chauffeur who told police that Naomi Campbell stomped all over his head with her fist has quickly backed up and is now apologizing to her for blowing things out of proportion. Throw the “Bitch, you scared” tag on this one.

Through his lawyer, Miodrag Mejdina issued a statement to the Associated Press saying he got “got angry and overreacted.”

Yeah, Miodrag simply hit the brakes too hard and Naomi’s closed fist accidentally hit the back of his head….several times (it’s the bitch version of whiplash).

Shortly after Miodrag apologized to Naomi, she scared Jesus off the cross by flinching at him, got on, flipped her hair and said this:

“I was accused of unacceptable behavior towards a driver in New York. I have worked very hard on correcting my previous wrongdoings and I will not be held hostage to my past. I try to treat everyone with respect and I am pleased the driver has apologized. I would like to put the last few days behind me and move on.“

So what are we saying about this one? Did Naomi seal Miodrag’s lips shut with a crisp cashiers check? Or was Miodrag scared into silence when he woke up to find a broken Blackberry in his bed?

A broken Blackberry from Naomi is worse than a severed horse head, so I’m going with the latter.