Thanks to FourFour and Videogum for pointing out YouTube’s new closed captions feature, which is the greatest time-waster since watching the Trinity Network with a box of wine!
While watching certain videos on YouTube’s page, you can choose to watch it with captions on. You should turn captions on whenever you get a chance, because that shit will get you stoned without even having to put your lips on a bong! Seriously, it’s almost as incoherent as me!
Take the top screen cap for instance. Neil Patrick Harris is really saying, “You’re trying that! Of course you’re single, take a look at yourself you dumb slut!” Obviously, I need to permanently change “Hot Slut of the Day” to “Hot Slide of the Day.” Slide is the new slut.
And below is a scene from last night’s Law & Order.
I mean, is Courtney Love YouTube’s official transcriber?! Click here, here and here to start your adventures!
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