Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Hoppa, the two-legged Jewish dog!

We haven’t had a two-legged dog as a Hot Slut in a while (no Vienna Sausage jokes!), and Hoppa is a special one. If Heather Mills was an adorable Jewish puppy dog with an actual beating heart instead of a chest full of coal, she’d be Hoppa!

Hoppa was born four years ago without his two front legs. Avi Kozi, chairman of Israel’s Society for the Protection of Animals, took Hoppa in. Most hos would just tie a mini skateboard around Hoppa and call it a day, but Avi had a special little shopping cart thingy built for him. Below is Hoppa in action:

You know, I don’t trust that other dog in the clip. That bitch looks shifty! He’s probably going to put Vaseline on Hoppa’s wheels and laugh when Hoppa eats floor. That bitch ain’t right in the head, I’m telling you.

via Urlesque

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