Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which nominee is less gay than you’d think? They annoyed their London hotel minders by inviting a different girl to their suite (and sometimes more than one) on a film junket. (Popbitch)

Based on the dudes nominated, I’ve narrowed it down to George Clooney (kinda likely), Stanley Tucci (sort of likely) or Colin Firth (the opposite of likely)?

Which nominee’s plastic surgery is the subject of much laughter at this week’s pre-Oscar parties? (Popbitch)

There was another blind item a little while ago about an Oscar nominee getting the Heidi Montag special, and everyone pointed towards Maggie Gyllenhaal’s corner. However, I’m not sure it’s Maggie since homegirl still looks a mess.

Which nominee spent part of the 90s as a smacked-out recluse, enjoying heroin-fueled threesomes with a film director and actress? (Popbitch)

Any of them but Precious.

This actress has had interesting relationships with more than one celebrity. Now, though, she appears to be getting much more serious about her hunt for a long-term mate. Meeting her requirements isn’t easy. Whenever she receives an offer to be fixed up on a date, the first thing she asks is “How much money does he make?” She refuses to go out with anyone who makes less money than she does. Considering that she is probably one of the 50 highest-paid actresses in the world, the number of men who fit into that category must be quite small. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the second question she asks is “How tall is he?” (Blind Gossip)

Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson or Jennifer Aniston (you can throw a Match.com sponsored side eye at that one) ?

This A list female television actress on a fairly hit network show finished a photo shoot in the past few days for a magazine. The shoot was supposed to only last about two hours. It ended up taking seven because our actress kept taking breaks to smoke meth. When she got back each time they had to reapply all her makeup again. The actress wanted the clothes from the shoot and the magazine was happy to comply. The stink on them was horrible. (CDAN)

Well, in Mischa Barton’s head she’s an A-list actress on a hit show, so I’ll go with her! Or maybe Ellen Pompeo?