Afternoon Crumbs

March 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Every time a closeted Republican senator gets caught in the act, Larry Craig learns a new tap step – Towelroad

I bet Rumer Willis tastes like Albertsons-brand unsalted potato chips and warm well vodka – Egotastic!

Not having an alarm clock is easy for Goopy Paltrow since she’s woken up every morning by the sound of her husband sobbing at his life – Lainey Gossip

Tales From The Crackhead Crypt coming to a Dollar Tree discount bin near you! – The Superficial

Is this RiRi or did Tootie get into a fight with a bottle of Sun-In? – Hollywood Tuna

Nicole Scherwhatever’s purse holder obviously hates her life (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Mischa Barton looks…um…clean? – Just Jared

The virgin Stepmother Theresa in Harper’s Bazaar UK – Popoholic

Serious musical virtuoso shits on serious musical virtuoso – Celebitchy

Playgirl offers to pay Jon Gosselin $10,000 an inch to pose naked – ICYDK

John Mayer’s David Duke dick isn’t getting any action – Celebslam

Skeletor loves the way chenille caresses his zombie nips – Cityrag

Meryl Streep is going to have to find a different dress to wear to the Oscars now – Holy Moly!

Bachelor Jake might have cheated on Vienna Sausage. But in more important so-not-news, is he really wearing a mock turtleneck in a non-ironic way?! – I’m Not Obsessed

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