Every time a closeted Republican senator gets caught in the act, Larry Craig learns a new tap step – Towelroad
I bet Rumer Willis tastes like Albertsons-brand unsalted potato chips and warm well vodka – Egotastic!
Not having an alarm clock is easy for Goopy Paltrow since she’s woken up every morning by the sound of her husband sobbing at his life – Lainey Gossip
Tales From The Crackhead Crypt coming to a Dollar Tree discount bin near you! – The Superficial
Is this RiRi or did Tootie get into a fight with a bottle of Sun-In? – Hollywood Tuna
Nicole Scherwhatever’s purse holder obviously hates her life (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Mischa Barton looks…um…clean? – Just Jared
The virgin Stepmother Theresa in Harper’s Bazaar UK – Popoholic
Serious musical virtuoso shits on serious musical virtuoso – Celebitchy
Playgirl offers to pay Jon Gosselin $10,000 an inch to pose naked – ICYDK
John Mayer’s David Duke dick isn’t getting any action – Celebslam
Skeletor loves the way chenille caresses his zombie nips – Cityrag
Meryl Streep is going to have to find a different dress to wear to the Oscars now – Holy Moly!
Bachelor Jake might have cheated on Vienna Sausage. But in more important so-not-news, is he really wearing a mock turtleneck in a non-ironic way?! – I’m Not Obsessed