Would You Hit It?

March 3, 2010 / Posted by:

And “I’d hit it with a chilled fire extinguisher” answers need not apply! Here’s Olympic gold medalist Shaun White ejaculating lighter fluid all over his flaming snowboard for the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

If Billy Mays ricocheted down from heaven, grabbed Carrot Top, wrung the roid juice out of him, scrubbed the skank stain off his skin using sandpaper covered in OxiClean, and then switched his face with Frances McDormand’s (pause – breath – pause) the finished product would look just like Shaun White. So yeah, I’d hit it.

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