This Is Our Future, Part 8

March 3, 2010 / Posted by:

For those of you who watch the hilarious abomination known as Toddlers & Tiaras, this is probably going to be tame for you. This is 8-year-old Laura Fontana goo-goo ga-ga-ing as Lady GaGa on a Brazilian TV talent show while her mother (surprisingly, not a Cyrus) cheered her on backstage. Creepy crawling aside, Laura sounds exactly like my mother trying to sing along to a Lady GaGa song in the car while I stick my head out of the window to escape the madness.

By the way, why is Santy Claus cheering this on?! This is not how I envisioned him spending his off-season. STOP YOURSELF, Santy Claus! Get your nasty ass back to the North Pole to answer the letter I wrote you when I was 6-years-old (okay, I was really 26-years-old).

And just to be on the safe side, you might want to throw your browser’s cookies in the trash after watching this or PedoBear may come a sniffin’. Better yet, just throw your entire computer in the trash and get a new one. I’ll save you a place in the line at Best Buy.

via The Daily What (Thanks, I guess, to everyone who sent this in)

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