Megan Fox Is Practically A Virgin

March 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Those of you who think that Megan Fox’s vagina eats a different penis for breakfast, lunch and dinner need to think again! For your information, Megan’s chocha only knows the taste of two peens and two peens only. Megan isn’t a dirty slut, she just plays one in the media.

In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK (via NYDN), Megan says that contrary to what’s written about her on every bathroom wall from here to Delphia she’s not a slut at all. According to Megan, she’s only been with two dudes: “I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian (aka David from Beverly Hills 90210). I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.

Okay, so Megan’s got her nun costume on today. Role-playing is fun, isn’t it? We can play along….

Megan also said that instead of squirting jizz out of dicks, she’s squirting frosting on cupcakes at home. Yes, she’s a regular June Cleaver and devoted stepmother, “I am a stepmother to the fullest extent. I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no one wants to look at me that way, but I am responsible [for him] and I’ve never struggled with that, from bedtime stories to the school run.”

But Megan blames herself for why some look at her as a man-eating whore, “My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.

So there you have it. Go ahead and remove Megan’s place setting from the slut’s table. More peen for all of us!

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