Afternoon Crumbs

March 3, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

This picture of Lindsay Lohan is missing an appearance by the Coppertone dog (preferably played by a bite-happy Pit Bull) – Egotastic!

Salma Hayek’s chichis read to the children – Hollywood Tuna

Your dose of Derek J! YES! – FreddyO

Throw it back! – The Superficial

Squinty Zellweger’s lip gloss applier, Bradley Cooper, must have had the night off – Just Jared

The U.S. Olympic bobsled team as seen through the eyes of Tom Cruise – Towleroad

Former scissor sisters Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are doing a movie together – Lainey Gossip

John Travolta is glory hole ready (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Dakota Fanning lost a toof! – Popsugar

Meanwhile, I suddenly got a craving for Sugar Babies candies – Holy Moly!

Katie Price does her best Married to the Mob impersonation and fails – Hollywood Rag

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen: still whores – Celebitchy

There’s no way RPattz can handle Betty White – Socialite Life

Is Kelly Osbourne paying tribute to Jan Crouch? – ICYDK

Heather Graham is naked a lot – Cityrag

While they’re there, can they stitch Spencer’s mouth shut? – I’m Not Obsessed

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