This picture of Lindsay Lohan is missing an appearance by the Coppertone dog (preferably played by a bite-happy Pit Bull) – Egotastic!
Salma Hayek’s chichis read to the children – Hollywood Tuna
Your dose of Derek J! YES! – FreddyO
Throw it back! – The Superficial
Squinty Zellweger’s lip gloss applier, Bradley Cooper, must have had the night off – Just Jared
The U.S. Olympic bobsled team as seen through the eyes of Tom Cruise – Towleroad
Former scissor sisters Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are doing a movie together – Lainey Gossip
John Travolta is glory hole ready (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Dakota Fanning lost a toof! – Popsugar
Meanwhile, I suddenly got a craving for Sugar Babies candies – Holy Moly!
Katie Price does her best Married to the Mob impersonation and fails – Hollywood Rag
Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen: still whores – Celebitchy
There’s no way RPattz can handle Betty White – Socialite Life
Is Kelly Osbourne paying tribute to Jan Crouch? – ICYDK
Heather Graham is naked a lot – Cityrag
While they’re there, can they stitch Spencer’s mouth shut? – I’m Not Obsessed