It’s Like 2008 Again!

March 2, 2010 / Posted by:

Everybody’s back together again. The Sun has a picture of Amy Wino touching lips with her ex-husband Blaaaaaaake outside of a bar in Camden last night. It’s a picture that will make every dealer in Camden pirouette through the streets, because they are back in business. The picture will also make your mouth break out in cold sores, so you might want to make out with a tube of Abreva before you click over.

A source said Wino and Blaaaake spent about 90 minutes together at the bar before he had to run back home so he wouldn’t miss his court-appointed curfew. The source went on to fart, “They’re in love and took advantage of every second together.”

So there you blow. The crackhive is on Wino’s skull. The ballet slippers are on her hooves. Wino has returned to Camden, and she’s back to chewing on Blaaaake’s ass scabs.

If you can’t wait to see what happens next, just go to the Amy Winehouse archives on this here site and read from oldest to newest. Yes, it’s pretty much going to play out the same way. Chug, spit, vom and repeat.

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >