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March 2, 2010 / Posted by:

Vienna Sausage from The Bachelor

SPOILER ALERT: Those of you who spent 2 damn hours watching the cheese fondue dry last night know that Vienna Sausage won Jake’s peenus and became his fiance. This is hilarious since I figured the Haylie Duff of Florida was going to be sent back to her stable on episode one. Especially since none of the other girls liked her ass. But I think that had something to do with her jacked up eyeballs. Methinks the other girls never trusted Vienna, because she never looked them in the eye. But how can she! It’s impossible. One eye is looking at the sky and the other is looking at the ground. One eye is traveling south, and the other is going north. One eye wants to be one with God, and the other wants to party with Satan. It’s not her fault!

But Vienna is having the last neigh, because look who got her Prince Charming! And why was I waiting for Jake to mount Vienna and then ride her into the sunset?

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