Afternoon Crumbs

MiserAlba is back to looking miserably bitchy again. I was getting worried for a second. – Popoholic

Lucy Lawless’ nipples should get an Emmy nomination – Egotastic!

Marisa Miller should keep the wig on – Hollywood Tuna

Do you think when Brit’s Cheetolings are wearing their Spider-Man costumes they pretend one of her old weaves is Dr. Octopuss and attack it? – Popsugar

Eff O.J.’s acquittal suit! The Smithsonian needs to get their hands on the suit worn by the jury member who messed up his name when reading the verdict – The Superficial

Reese Witherspoon knows nobody gave her a blowout like Jakey (not like that) – Lainey Gossip

Kate Gosselin looking like a Real Housewife on a budget at Jimmy Kimmel – Just Jared

Lady CaCa’s crotch….since you haven’t seen enough of it (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

DanRad says he’s not gay. If you don’t believe him, just look at his brows – Towleroad

Ashley Cole blah blah blah – Holy Moly!

At least Eva Longoria knows that when Desperate Houswives ends, she can support herself by selling chocolate bars at construction sites – Hollywood Rag

Jesus is everywhere. Literally – Cityrag

Howard Stern grabs Jay Leno by the chin and gives it to him good – I’m Not Obsessed

If I cry on camera over Mah Boo, will he let me sit on his lap too? – SOW

Another bland piece of broccoli is The Bachelorette – ICYDK

Randy and Evi Quaid know how to do crazy – Celebitchy

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