The Crackie Of Camden Returns!

Ever since Amy Wino packed up her meth lab and moved out of Camden, the neighborhood just isn’t the same. It no longer reeks of burnt scabs, feline feces, Blaaaake’s spit jar, crack water, urinal cakes, and low tide at The Hoff’s toilet. And the roosters (aka the dealers) stopped crowing on the corner every morning.

Well, the residents of Camden better bring out their masks, ear plugs and cans of RAID again, because Amy Wino is returning to her old snorting grounds. There blows the neighborhood…..the sequel.

The Sun says that Wino is reaching into her crackhive to pull out £2.5 million to pay for a new crack den of crackery. Wino’s new place has 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, a sauna and a gym. A source added, “Amy has been house-hunting for months and finally found somewhere that meets all her needs. It is large and homely and has everything.”

Here’s a few pictures of Wino sashaying through her old new neighborhood of Camden last night. As Wino came through, carbon monoxide detectors went off, roaches scattered everywhere and several “HOUSE FOR SALE” signs immediately went up. Aww, it’s good to have her back.