Tardy For The Pussy Party

March 1, 2010 / Posted by:

A few days ago there was a not-so-blind item about a certain Real Housewife dropping the dick and picking up the puss. Everyone pretty much assumed it was the one and only Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. UsWeekly is now co-signing that shit by saying that Kim publicly stepped out with her girlfriend of 3 months DJ Tracy Young at the Blacks’ Annual Gala in Miami Beach on Saturday. This is like Sally Beauty Supply’s answer to Lindsay Lohan and SamRo.

Apparently, Kim was telling everyone how happy she is with DJ Tracy. A source said, “Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim. Since they’ve been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other. The rumor is that Kim Zolciak will come out this season.”

DJ Tracy seems like a perfectly lovely gayelle. If you squint your eyes while rubbing your uterus area, she almost looks like a softer version of Kate Gosselin. So why is she fucking around with broke down Kim? It can’t be fun having to constantly scrub wig glue off of your inner thighs. And it probably takes more than a few swigs of Listerine to get the taste of Kim’s ash tray-flavored snatch out of your mouth.

I’m just going to say this is a publicity stunt that needs more funding. I mean, just last week Kim was telling a radio station that she was back on Big Poppa’s payroll. Besides, we all know Sheree is supposed to be the cooch munchin’ one! Bitch has the jaw for it (just pretend you know what that means).

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