It’s Daddy-Woww!

March 1, 2010 / Posted by:

No, the man with Jersey Shore’s J-Woww (or JWoo-Hoo if your name is Vicki from Real Housewives of OC) is not Dana Carvey dressed as James Cameron for an SNL Oscar special. It’s her daddy Terry Farley! Now we finally know where J-Woww gets her stunning good looks from.

I don’t know why J-Woww has been hiding D-Woww. As soon as that Angelina trick and her Hefty luggage set left the shore house, D-Woww should’ve moved right in. If he danced by himself on the boardwalk, everyone would’ve gathered around and made it rain dollars on his ass. Seriously, eff those Jersey Shore whores, give DWoww his own show.

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