Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are currently both in rehab. Radar says that Charlie is trying to kick his addiction to Lohan dust and the sweet nectar while Brooke is receiving treatment at home (after leaving two rehab facilities) for her addiction to crack. Thanksgiving at their house must look like the first 30-minutes of an Intervention episode.
Radar also says that once Brooke finishes treatment, she plans to drop the Big D on Charlie’s lap. Charlie’s spokeswhore claims they are going to work on their marriage, but a source is saying the exact opposite. The source went on to say, “Brooke wants out. She’s said it before and she’s saying it again right now. She’s worried though, because Charlie has a lot of dirt on her. Using drugs while raising children is obviously a horrible situation. The marriage is a nightmare. She can’t take it anymore. Remember, the Christmas day incident that ended with Charlie’s arrest started when she told him she wanted a divorce. Things didn’t get magically better after that.”
Let’s see, Brooke and Charlie are both raging boozers. One of them keeps breaking the light bulbs around the house to smoke crack with, and the other one’s nostril looks like every scene in Scarface. Not to mention that Charlie celebrated the birth of Jesus by putting a knife to Brooke’s froat. Yup, I’m not Judge Mablean (never 4get) or anything, but I’m pretty sure divorce is the only answer.
And since divorce is in the air over at the Sheen household, Brooke and Charlie’s twin boys should slip on their power onesies, crawl into a courtroom and also file papers to quit both of those bitches.