Afternoon Crumbs

March 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Johnny Depp finally spent time with a bottle of shampoo – Popsugar

Don’t worry, Brit Brit’s weepy nipples will perk back up as soon as she gives them a sip of her Frapp – Hollywood Tuna

Are we sure this isn’t Steven Tyler in a two-piece? – The Superficial

Oh no. RPattz’s hair is giving me “soccer mom in the morning” vibes – Lainey Gossip

Nicole Kidman never met a Photoshop tool she didn’t love – Popoholic

Pamela Anderson giving cunnilingus to an envelope while a creepy seal (distant relative of Pedo Bear?) watches (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ceiling Eyes is looking “different” – Egotastic!

Dancing with the Rabid Possums – Just Jared

Forget about the Liberace lobster on Lady CaCa’s head, why the hell is she wearing a mold of Skeletor’s claw? – Towleroad

CoCo’s ass suffocated the Twitter whale, naturally – Cityrag

Glee is going on tour – I’m Not Obsessed

Nothing says “a precious father/daughter moment” like the presence of lawyers – Celebitchy

Peter Andre not only slathers his own skin with chocolate body oil, but he also slathers it on his fuck buddies too – Holy Moly!

Cyndi Lauper has been hanging around Lady CaCa too much – ICYDK

Kelis must think that if her hair looks like that of a poverty-stricken memaw, Nas will give her more alimony – Hollywood Rag

These two really need to get a room – Socialite Life

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