Johnny Depp finally spent time with a bottle of shampoo – Popsugar
Don’t worry, Brit Brit’s weepy nipples will perk back up as soon as she gives them a sip of her Frapp – Hollywood Tuna
Nicole Kidman never met a Photoshop tool she didn’t love – Popoholic
Pamela Anderson giving cunnilingus to an envelope while a creepy seal (distant relative of Pedo Bear?) watches (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Ceiling Eyes is looking “different” – Egotastic!
Dancing with the Rabid Possums – Just Jared
Forget about the Liberace lobster on Lady CaCa’s head, why the hell is she wearing a mold of Skeletor’s claw? – Towleroad
CoCo’s ass suffocated the Twitter whale, naturally – Cityrag
Glee is going on tour – I’m Not Obsessed
Nothing says “a precious father/daughter moment” like the presence of lawyers – Celebitchy
Peter Andre not only slathers his own skin with chocolate body oil, but he also slathers it on his fuck buddies too – Holy Moly!
Cyndi Lauper has been hanging around Lady CaCa too much – ICYDK
Kelis must think that if her hair looks like that of a poverty-stricken memaw, Nas will give her more alimony – Hollywood Rag
These two really need to get a room – Socialite Life