Lindsay Lohan Finally Kisses A Bitch Who Looks Her Own Age

February 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

LiLo is not kissing on Roberto Cavalli because she loves the feel of charbroiled flesh against her collage-stuffed worm lips. LiLo is trying to distract Roberto while her hand snatches his wallet. And since sticky fingers (in more ways than one) LiLo is such a pro, bitch also managed to get her hands between Roberto’s ass crack and pull a diamond stud off of his ass lips without him noticing. Who ever said the ho doesn’t have talents?

But seriously now, LiLo should pose next to Roberto more often, because his sun-dried tomato complexion makes her skin look somewhat clean. Usually, I have take several moist towelettes to my monitor after going through pictures of LiLo. And I only had to do that once (see the last picture) this time!

Here’s more of the hardest working non-worker in the business partying it up with Robert Cavalli in Milan over the weekend.

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