Kiss My Ass!

February 28, 2010 / Posted by:

Whitney Houston rolled into Sydney Airport this morning looking like the crazy lady in your neighborhood who hacks at her front yard weeds with a kitchen knife at 12 in the morning, and threatens to shoot you with a BB gun if you try to pet one of her 80 cats. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

There’s no need to get on the phone with Dr. Drew just yet. Whitney looks raggedy rough, because she spent the entire night looking for her hairline and she still hasn’t found it.

Either that, or one of her infamous doody bubbles is being stubborn and refuses to pop! Where’s Bobby B’s finger when you need it?

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