Blame JLove

February 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told George Lopez of all people about how she regularly vagazzles her chocha and recommends that every woman join her. Well, Bryce Gruber from the Luxury Spot got vajazzled at a salon in NYC to see what the hell that moron JLove is raving about.

I learned a few things while watching this enlightening video. First of all, they shouldn’t call it vagazzling, because the crystals don’t actually touch your puss. They should call it fupazzling.

Second of all, getting fupazzled really limits all the sexual positions you can do with your fuck time partner. Well, unless your fuck partner gets off on getting scratched the hell up by sharp objects.

Third of all, the fupazzling makers should really market this towards crazed Twitards, because this looks like a syphilis rash you would get from Edward Cullen.

Fourth of all, the “look 4 less” version of this can be achieved using an old stencil, a can of silver spray paint and a handful of craft glitter.

via Buzzfeed

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Jennifer Love Hewitt

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