At his singing debut, Jesus embarrassingly coughs up a wad of Madonna’s pubes. – jazzfish_77
Scientists capture an image of an eardrum at the exact moment it hears Octomom’s cackle. – OurMissC
Australian fans went to extremes to erase the memory of Whitney Houston’s concert. – mfarris70
Bulimia. You’re doing it wrong. – SkyBitch
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