This is not an optical illusion. This is real-life. You know, I always knew Snookers was the size of Michael Kors hernia (aka my new favorite thing), but homegirl looks beyond miniature standing next to the mammoth amazonian known as Wendy Williams.
Snooki was also pretty brave (or drunk) standing that close to Wendy’s torpedoes. If Snooki shook her head around a few times, she would’ve accidentally motorboated Wendy. And if one of Wendy’s nipples sneezed (it happens often), it would’ve fucked up Snooki’s face again.
via Snook’s Twitter