Today in London, Prince Hot Ginge welcomed a group of cyclers taking party in a charity cycle ride from Rome to Edinburgh. PHG posed for pictures, puckered up his lips and then busted out the pose above. You know my thoughts grow in the gutter, so this picture makes me think that he pretends he’s riding a hog when he hits it from the back. You know he makes the “vroooom vrooom” noise when he sticks the tip in.
Thinking about PHG making motorcycle noises during fuck times makes me want to jump on a bike and ride through the snow until my fever breaks.