Did A 25-Year-Old College Student Fill Vicki Gunvalson’s Love Tank?

February 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Paging Alexis Bellino! Paging Alexis Bellino! Put your titties on the prayer table, and ask God to forgive Vicki’s (alleged) cheating heart!

Star Magazine says that the Real Housewives of Orange County’s Vicki sucked on the tongue of a 25-year-old college student while she was partying without her husband Don in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico last month. Vicki’s victim, University of Manitoba student Mike Pullin, admitted to Star that they made out all night. Mike said, “Vicki was extremely outgoing and having a great time, like a sorority girl. We clicked immediately and danced to rock ‘n’ roll by Bon Jovi and Journey. She was living it up. She kept talking to me. She was a big flirt.”

The truth is, I find this hard to believe. Vicki doesn’t have time to make out with douchey frat boys, because she’s too busy working. If Mike wants to make out with Vicki, he has to call her office for an appointment and it can’t be during the weekday….BECAUSE SHE WORKS! Vicki is the only one on this planet who works!

But if it is true, then I’m going to guess that Mike has always had a strange attraction to Droopy Dog since he was a child. His mom might say that she would regularly catch him licking on a Droopy Dog pillow. So wet dreams do come true, I guess.

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