Here I was going through pictures of Avril Lavigne and her ex-husband Deryck Whibley being gross together after the Alice in Wonderland premiere in London last night, when I came across this beautiful photo of Michael Kors’ hernia asking the punk fart princess to autograph a picture of a possum holding a Jello mold. This seems more than fitting since Avril has the personality of a Jello mold and the singing voice of a screeching baby possum.
And for those of you whispering in my ear that Avril is autographing a still from a movie she did voice stuff for, I just have to say: “Yayayayayayaya…I’m not listening…..let me believe!”
Here’s more of Avril and a balding Sonic the Hedgehog last night. Yeah, I guess they are licking each other’s butt holes again. This week, anyway.