I’m sure there’s a few of you out there who wake up every morning, kick the stranger out of your bed and then pray to Al Gore’s laptop to bring you new pictures of Faith No More’s Mike Patton flashing his dickness for everyone to see. Well, your prayers have finally been heard, because Faith No More 2.0 posted a curious picture of Mike Patton bringing his dick out at a show in Brisbane, Australia last weekend.
This isn’t your memaw’s wang shot either. I really don’t know what’s going on here. It’s like David Lynch stepped in to direct this dick flash. I mean, Mike’s giving hot oral to a mic while stretching his soft noodle out for the camera? The Hell? And obviously, that peen was not ready for its close-up! Anyway, Patton’s peen is after the jump. It’s not safe for work or for people who are abnormally obsessed with trying to solve picture puzzles. JUMP!
Click here to see a slightly bigger version (that’s not a pun, trust me).