In Alaska they refer to women getting their periods as “riding the red toboggan down the ice flow” – starvis
Two of Nicole Kidman’s chilled eggs prepare for the slippery descent down a frozen fallopian tube. – _fail_
Tiger Woods Favorite new Olympic Event: Ho Boarding – Way
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