Open Post: Hosted By Nigel Farage

February 25, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

When most of us don’t like a bitch, we simply tell them: “You are a dumb stupid douche ho with a face like a popped hemorrhoid.” But British politician Nigel Farage is a refined gentlemen, so he polished that insult with a silk handkerchief and it came out like this: “You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk.”

That’s just a little bit of what Nigel launched at the Herman Van Rompuy, the President of the Europe Council. So proper, right? I’m surprised he didn’t challenge Herman to a sword fight behind Lord Capulet’s manor.

Nigel also said that Belgium is barely a country. Nigel is going to regret those words dearly, because from now on a delicious Belgian waffle is going to taste like one of Herman’s ear dingles.

And one of the best parts of this shit is the dudes laughing at the 0:20 mark. Dude in the glasses is totally updating his Twitter with: “Shizz Iz Going Dwn!”

via Buzzfeed

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