Just What Every Good Famewhore Needs

February 25, 2010 / Posted by:

NeNe has Dwight. Rachel “Chupa” Zoe has Brad. Kathy Griffin has Lance Bass. Simon Cowell has Ryan Gaycrest. Lindsay Lohan had Pooti. And now OctoMom has her own glittery unicorn sidekick to pinch her swollen lips when she starts to lose feeling in them and gently push her uterus back in when it tries to escape!

After OctoMom shook the souls of millions with her maniacal cackle on The View yesterday, she hit the clubs in NYC with a sugar sweet friend who looks a little too much like Lafayette from True Blood. Well, if Lafayette went a little overboard at Loehmann’s. Speaking of, Lafayette Light needs to take Octo over to Loehmann’s and get her some new shit. There’s only one Peg Bundy!

And those of you who are on hold with Child Protective Services to report OctoCrazy for partying while leaving her ten million babies at home need to hang up! I’m sure she left plenty of bowls of titty leche all over the house and asked her neighbor to check in on them every other day. SO STOP! They are fine!

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