Afternoon Crumbs

February 25, 2010 / Posted by:

Didn’t you tell your abuelita to never EVER open her mouth near Pissy Pants Fergie?! – Hollywood Tuna

You’ve got to pay to play with Mo’Nique Lainey Gossip

Johnny Weir is better than I am, because I simply would’ve told those assholes to eat a dick – Towleroad

DJ Lady Tribe’s herp rap sounds better than Bret Michaels’ new song with Miley CyrusJust Jared

Ke$ha’s na$ty a$$ – The Superficial

It was nice of Johnny Depp to give himself a sponge bath for the Alice in Wonderland premiere – Popsugar

Ina Garten loves good ingredients more than Sandra Lee loves anything that’s 80 proof or more – Gawker TV

Why doesn’t Cheryl Cole just tell people that her tattoo stands for “Mrs. Cunt”? – Holy Moly!

Things that you’ve seen a million times over: Marisa Miller topless – Egotastic!

Somebody is going to marry Seth Green. I have a feeling a bet was lost (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Anthony Hopkins says the truest of trues – Hollywood Rag

Butt ugly tattoos – Cityrag

George Clooney is not selling his Italian villa – I’m Not Obsessed

Chris Harrison’s got new jack-off material – ICYDK

These pictures gave me hot tub wartsSocialite Life

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller filled up their nostrils before they went into rehab – Celebitchy

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