Didn’t you tell your abuelita to never EVER open her mouth near Pissy Pants Fergie?! – Hollywood Tuna
You’ve got to pay to play with Mo’Nique – Lainey Gossip
Johnny Weir is better than I am, because I simply would’ve told those assholes to eat a dick – Towleroad
DJ Lady Tribe’s herp rap sounds better than Bret Michaels’ new song with Miley Cyrus – Just Jared
Ke$ha’s na$ty a$$ – The Superficial
It was nice of Johnny Depp to give himself a sponge bath for the Alice in Wonderland premiere – Popsugar
Ina Garten loves good ingredients more than Sandra Lee loves anything that’s 80 proof or more – Gawker TV
Why doesn’t Cheryl Cole just tell people that her tattoo stands for “Mrs. Cunt”? – Holy Moly!
Things that you’ve seen a million times over: Marisa Miller topless – Egotastic!
Somebody is going to marry Seth Green. I have a feeling a bet was lost (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Anthony Hopkins says the truest of trues – Hollywood Rag
Butt ugly tattoos – Cityrag
George Clooney is not selling his Italian villa – I’m Not Obsessed
Chris Harrison’s got new jack-off material – ICYDK