5 Things I’d Like To Do To The “Showgirls: The Return” Trailer
February 24, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
When I first read that German filmmaker Marc Vorlander was working on a sequel to the most important cinematic masterpiece of the 20th Century, I was genuinely excited. But my excitement has gone limp after seeing this NSFW trailer for Showgirls: The Return.
This broke ass shit cost $25 million, but it makes a Heidi Montag video look like it has the budget of a James Cameron movie.
Unless your name is Tiger Woods, Josh Duhamel or Matthew Fox, there is no need to watch this mess. It’s just 4-minutes of topless strippers thrusting and writhing around.
If I ever meet this trailer in Las Vegas, these are the 5 things I would do to it:
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The other 2 are after the jump since they feature shiny nipples. JUMP!
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(gifs via iconzicons)
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