This Bitch

February 23, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Remember how American figure skater Evan Licecheck won Olympic gold over Russia’s Evgeni Plushenko? Remember how Plushie kicked Licecheck in the crotch bone by saying that only real gold medal champions do quad jumps? Remember all that? Well, it’s getting better!

Plushie still refuses to accept that a silver medal is hanging around his neck. Plushie’s ego magically gave birth to something called a platinum medal! Over on Plushie’s official website, it shows that he won a silver in Salt Lake (true), a gold in Torino (again, true), and a platinum in Vancouver. HA! Platinum kills gold every time, so the joke is on Licecheck! Plushie REALLY showed him.

All jokes aside, Plushie is telling the truth. Plushie is the 2010 Olympic platinum medal champion in Cuntness. Raise Russia’s flag and bow down!

via HuffPo

Tags: It's Not Easy Being A Cunt, This Belongs In A Museum

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