Cheryl Cole Confirms The Obvious

February 23, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Cheryl and Ashley Cole, The Dollar Tree’s answer to Posh & Becks, announced today they are officially no more. This not-so-shocking news comes after the millionth trick ho came forward claiming that she had an affair with the Tiger Woods of the UK. Cheryl’s rep had this to say:

“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”

Oh well. You get married, you stick your dick in any vagina but your wife’s, and then you get separated. These things happens. The truth is, Ashley and Cheryl already served their purpose as a couple. The chav angels only brought them together so that they could pose in the stunning work of art above. Done!

Tags: Another One Bites The Dust, Yeah Okay

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