Well, At Least She Didn’t Dress Up As Audrey Hepburn Again
February 22, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
For her 30th birthday last year, Jennifer Love Hewitt wet farted all over Audrey Hepburn’s good memory by dressing up as a special needs Holly Golightly and posing for the paps in front of Tiffany’s. Audrey hasn’t stopped pirouetting in her grave since then.
Well, for her 31st birthday this year, JLove finally left Audrey alone. Instead, JLove slipped on a pair of cankle warmers, threw one of Lady CaCa’s parched pubic bows on her head and posed for the paparazzi outside of her house.
You know, I’m going to leave this one alone, because if she wants to dress up like a thirsty anus for her birthday…LET HER! Although, next year she should just go all the way and dress up as an actual thirsty anus. Correct: a bedazzled thirsty anus.
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