JLo And Her Record Label Broke Up

Deadline Hollywood is saying that JLo’s record label Sony Music Epic has dropped her on her fat ass. Here’s the visual:

JLo’s 7th album Love? was supposed to come out in April, but now that she’s no longer with Sony that shit has been shoved to the back of the shelf to collect dust with copies of Shall We Dance and virgin bones gathered by Skeletor. JLo’s manager Benny Medina confirmed the split, but said it was mutual:

“Jennifer had a wonderful relationship with the Sony Music group, and they have shared many successes together, but the time was right to make a change that best serves the direction her career as an actress and recording artist. She is grateful and appreciative to everyone Sony for all that they accomplished together.”

The makers of auto-tune don’t need to cross JLo off their Christmas card list just yet, because her rep said that she’s currently in negotiations with a different label.

JLo’s movie The Back-Up Plan has also been pushed to April 23rd.

Despite not having a movie or album to promote, JLo will still be the host and musical guest on SNL this weekend.

So let me this finger this gently for a second. Lorne Michaels is letting JLo do double duty on SNL, yet he refuses to give the legendary Betty White her own show?! What in the how?! I mean, Betty White has a permanent place at top of the ladder of relevancy, while JLo is flat on her ass at the bottom. Somebody grab Lorne’s hand and lead him out of 2001.