Afternoon Crumbs

February 22, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

“I want to go to there” – Papa Joe quoting Liz Lemon after seeing this picture of Ken Paves touching sexual napalm – Egotastic!

Evan Licecheck and Nasty Nastia are bumping gold medals – Just Jared

Charlie Sheen will use the crackhead defense – The Superficial

Vanilla?! Doesn’t Kim Kardashian prefer chocolate? – Hollywood Tuna

This is what happens to you when you stare at George Hamilton too long – Holy Moly!

This is a new one: Sophie Monk’s post-car accident photo-op (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Basically, Jakey G is trying to say that he has gnarly ass hooves – Towleroad

Cruz Beckham partied all weekend – Popsugar

Kelly Osbourne is disappearing! – Hollywood Rag

Moron in the Idiot Mask – ICYDK

Jane Fonda didn’t need plastic surgery! If she wanted to feel sexier, she should’ve just slipped on one of her old spandex leotards – Celebitchy

Meanwhile, Basement Baby is still making Easy Mac on her radiator – Socialite Life

What Bai Ling will be wearing next season – Cityrag

Travis Barker is not the one – I’m Not Obsessed

(Image: Pacific Coast News)

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