We Must Find Boner!
Put your vag and/or b-hole away, because I’m not talking about that kind of boner. This is not a time for your sex jokes. A jewel from my childhood is missing! Andrew Koenig, who is best known for playing Boner on Growing Pains, hasn’t been seen or heard from since February 14th.
Andrew was supposed to get on a flight from Vancouver back to the US on February 16th, but he missed it. Andrew’s friends and parents are working with Vancouver authorities to find him. Andrew’s friend Jenny Magenta, who he was staying with in Vancouver, said that his parents told her he might have been depressed about something.
Andrew’s friend Dave Holmes posted a recent picture of Boner on his Tumblr:
If you have any information on Andrew’s whereabouts please contact Detective Raymond Payette of the Vancouver Police Department at 604-717-2534.
Also, Andrew’s father Walter Koenig played Chekov on Star Trek. So we must find (insert “Boner” or “Chekov’s son” here)!!!