Suri Cruise better hold an emergency meeting with her styling team today, because Vadge’s daughter Mercy is coming for her title. On Saturday morning, Mercy showed up to the Kabbalahwallahballah Center in an outfit that costs more than my soul. Although, that’s not saying much since I’d sell my soul right now for a half-eaten Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity from IHOP.
Maybe Mercy can help her own mother out with the styling thing, because Vadge showed up looking like your grandma going to a Jersey Shore costume party dressed as Jon Gosselin (your grandma gets all those reality bitches confused).
Here’s more pictures from Saturday’s walk to salvation, which includes a cameo by Lourdes and her nanny. Lourdes’ nanny always gives me Janeane Garofalo fever, and I’m not sure why….