Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Melody Davidson, the head bitch in charge of Canada’s Winter Olympics women’s hockey team!

If you slowly chew on a frozen maple leaf while softly stroking a flannel shirt and chanting Rojo Caliente’s name over and over again, your eyeballs will start to see images of the Canadian natural beauty known as Melody Davidson! Every country needs an answer to Rojo Caliente, and Melody is Canada’s!

It’s fitting that her name is Melody, because she makes my ass lips clap “OH CANADA!

Melody might look as delicate as a pure spring raindrop on a rosebud, but you know homegirl can scare the genital warts off of Gerry Butler by simply snarling. You don’t fuck with her, because her hairline does have teeth and it will bite! Sorry Celine, Melody is my new Canadian dream girl!

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