At the end of last night’s Tommy Hilfiger show at New York Fashion Week, everybody in the place got off their nalgas to give him a standing ovation. Everybody except a certain troll who was dressed like a three-time widow going to her lawyer’s office to write her ungrateful children out of her will.
Thankfully, Penn Badgley diffused the potentially awkward situation by promising Ashley Olsen a bag of roasted bird nails if she stood up. Since an Olsen cannot turn down a delicious bag of roasted bird nails, she got off her troll ass and stood for Tommy. The life of an Olsen is so damn hard!