On the Jersey Shore even the Crotch Critters have spiked hair and fake tans. – rhearob
Now that Whitney Houston has cleaned up her act, her doody bubbles had to hitch a ride to a new home. – OurMissC
Steve Buscemi’s toothbrush just sprouted legs and ran off to Rio. – El Bastardo
National Geographic uncovers what makes Pete Wentz tick. – Plecostomus
via Crewcial (Thanks Deb)
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