The war between East Coast and West Coast fired up again in Vancouver on Monday when former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney battled against Sky Blu (which is also my favorite condom shade) from the “rap” (for lack of a better word) group LMFAO.
TMZ says that shit got LOLish when Sky Blu (which is also the name of my cousin’s favorite drink at T.G.I. Friday’s) reclined his seat while the plane was still on the tarmac. Mitt Romney immediately started screaming at Sky Blu (which would also be my name if I was a tranny bar girl in Thailand) to put his seat back up, because his wife was seated directly behind Sky. When Mitt took it to the next level by grabbing Sky’s shoulder, his hand was met by a slap from Sky. This prompted officials to board the plane and escort Sky off.
Mitt’s spokeswhore said that Sky tried to take a “swing” at him. But Sky said he’s the victim here, “He grabbed my shoulder, and I was like boom get off of me. The man assaulted me. I was protecting myself.”
I’m not going to take a side, but I am going to ask where Kevin Smith was when we all needed him?! Kevin would’ve put an end to this foolishness by sitting on both of them. BOOM and BOOM. And then he would’ve uploaded a 24-part rant about the incident on YouTube.
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